pawaR KI CHOOT MEIN LUND

powder bros have made the talcum industry popular all over maharashtra during their hair cutting days.Chavan made shira and bhaji the staple diet of the people but shifty baby and pretty cut vasant's throat.
pimps and whores were transferred from WM commode all over India so that sugar cubes and malai be sold at absurd prices.petrol,patalganga,cooperative and samrat notions were made a part of life to satisfy the sultans of arabia.
baji prabhu held pawan khind against the moghuls and the pathans till the canons roared from raigad but mahalaxmi and datta along with paigambar baBY MADE IT IRRELEVENT.
Without pain there cannot be sex is an idea accepted globally but talcum will not sell if women stay nude.Illiterates and lunatics are telling elderly how to behave and treating them with contempt.
12 dimensional approach ruined the tamils and unless HP is integrated with Dell  and chic chic,jijabai too will become ammma soon!

kute films presents

nadia into palace,kya ban gaya(andher nagari chaupat raj)
2/4/15 Tuesday 8.30AM Vittalwadi IP
Characters
Shivaji Maharaj(pink t shirt),Dadoji Kondev(white T-shirt&specs) Yamaha salesman(black jacket) 200 Lumbinis,500 tenements,milk delivery van(home Type) why stop and signal?
Silent movie begins,cooking signals from all sides.Ghosts on bikes and sarees and horny types with helmets.barking dogs and colourful crows on trees.Govardhan dairy selling milk to ghosts.5000 or 5 million tenements interconnected globally to make the world an Arabian Nights movie!
Holiday mood today-shaving on streets.Two unknown items smile at old man and walk away(whether IC or chip?).Fat woman carrying 2 bags on head to meet king at IP.Ice Cream salesman taking orders from everywhere.Two coloured masseurs looking for bathing beauties to escort them to scented hamam. Kaka selling tobacco and pan masala to ganga agents and giving vegetables free. Unidentified lady pointing finger heavenwards.Elderly white dressed person cannot offer tea or water to poor person because he has no money.Saunf sold OTC.TB Hospital selling Katraj milk in HV.

termites in panties

tp rane masturbates daily to screw diggy doggy!he wears black bikes,ylo ts,rabies and cindy at the back ev to night.smily,scenty,complan and jesuit he fucks every chicky in sight.
wify nappy ylo blue,dirty streets,red meat,holy day!noddy cars,red,blue,green,amma in tights with halo bf babies  .traitors,fathers,holy ghost and mother for pennies screwing the world and insomnia for rest.
sun,moon,beer,whicky,vodka,gh-etrnity,people hungry,homeless while cf bursting to seams.planes roc,london,geneva,nyt and pari.

veggies,truckies and waiters washing dity linen while richie  enjoying babes in parly.

rakshasi kaum ka khatma

In has bcom out!raquets abound fucking the shit into chichu and kiku.ma is $ for p and am is rc.l&a is t.er.lp,dc is pm.blotting paper y&r.

coke!

john butler hai uska naam

JB walks like sivaji and talks soft but can blast the whole poppy town to blazes bcos he loves p.he hates poe but likes pochi bcos she is a bitch and he likes to make love every moment.he ensures that cm can get ic at 5.he pees roc on pochi to see that she stays wet.red caps and y's are mf's and are 2&8 p carafes and sip kfc juice savouring it with shit.y's hate yanks and try to screw dennis bcos dennis makes them laugh.
jb&denny want to make pochi holly bcos 7 is enough for 70.
nh4 people and ml's are also in pochi for sex with tammys and mammys.thanga is enjoying ms and twirling his lund watching ttd fuck.circle is his pil.onm & f.delivery are b&b of mf's&rp's in silk and condos.

last chance!

nuns zipped open

sabbath-birth of jiju in betty!holy family hospital with magi carrying archie,dennis and micky.rest will be taken by poppeye and spinach.ambys all over pochi from 8 announcing the v-day.
Binlical cords will have to be untied to make birth smooth otherwise erection will not be possible and tt guys will rue the day.
thanga has agreed to by the nappies bcos jiju will feel cold.christs have to agree to abide by directions of thanga,rest is upto holy mother.

churchillians have planted horns and tales to entertain pochis throughout the day.redmeat is free at kfc with boood of jiju free.

pochi to lund

lunds with GSH and beebies on backs are coming to pochi in 4s,shitting in hohos,scaring the mamis and m,amas and kaw kaws with thier HP.
5,greens,tentacles,domini,porky park,ttd,thanga are wired into them by porky pig(alias fat man balu gupte dressed in pink nothings) and sister-nurse combos and blitzed bcos cindy they hate!
blacks,whites,ideas,t-people and pink panties are despised by the sanints,lunds and lumbinis.
dolly bollys  with tanishq,porkys and bimbos r creating chaos in pochi and the Tamil Eelams have arrived in millions with47s to cockpit them into oblivion.

PILs and Napoleons r selling t and clothes for survival when they can create magi effortlessly because they live in sistine chapel and r stable peeps.

tyau tyau myau myau

napoleon brandy 7Oclock is MHQ LOC 365 days 24 hours.sarhad pe nigheban hain aankhen is poppy mixture 5p/kg.John B  is kingpin,scotch,vodka and rum with H collaboration.

RS  is twitchy mitchy both same time.shankar baba is providing red boondi laddoos in collab with sinha d to the t2s FOC.tammy mamis are looking for sex roc on the 24th street.buffalos,white kind,are running wild in p-land.s-caps have switched AC DC.idea has become like water w/o sahara.belts are hanging wo takers and pockys are everywhere.nerds are scaring the chicky choos while the huggy huggys are chewing cuds.das jaga button dabao tab kuch khulta hai is the p-game!

dandapani

DP starts flexing his lund at ganges in canoe.sexy songssexy songs sre his harps with golden strings.AB sits on commode and sips ambrosia of the Boost company.Lucie removes her pink kerchieh and ties it around thang's balls.Both begin their enchanting cabaret to the tune of kisan BBs of the asian type.Sadhu baba enthralls his sammy bhaktas with vishnusahasranamam at post office.Bertie and JJ then exchange phibs to put oil on caullys balls.

kaw kaws wear thanjavore bras with holes showing their bbs.thanga presses gogo's to make the pouchies coloured.Ray ban cuts porky and milk turns to honey

chhatri pe topi

Chhatriwale is a HP concept which allows people to live their own dreams in suspenders.Places are deckos  and cuckoos and people are elevators-sinai,amma,rubber,cosmetics and kalaripattu,all thrown in.
Pushpak and Pegasus are popular ice cream flavours with the panties and the door delivery postman brings good tidings.
KFC is the fresh meat for dogs and cats who then piss everywhere.Soapys are flying into orbit with shaven dicks.Tanishq is the massproduction unit where bodies are built.Surya devi controls the milky way with Lumbini.
Mallus and Tammys are Papayas with other flavours popular with the ICs.
Chinatown and hand carts are dazed at the spectacle bcos they are lunds,praying with open zips.

'Topiwale ghungroo baja,main nachoon to so jaye' will bring the flying mares into the cockpits.

yeh taplika kaun hai

bethy has her taps licked by catty and whisky has become water!Kalaripattu is lipsy,rabdi,tatti,filmy,billy,frenchie,dudu,umbero,porta,elphie and buddha mixed together to produce yellow babies.Dolly has bottomless fix for glue which connects her to ford.
nal married damu to wring clothes in pocu.
tammy and cocy are produce of hornys and tellys and must be sent to holly babu for deniro bypass at houston.

lhir kuch aa gaya

the hot m in t id phir kush kahic,it means ghui toko nahin!us roz darwaze bhi gay tha kahin sarditan bikti nahin,kya kaun,border hi nahin paas.
tnt is chiko moiko.are the best men for mps to london.dennis is in undies red carpet man.yellows are the kidos who brass the bands.
tongues wagos are soldiers of fort sinai and kanji blaCKOS ARE MIGS PTS.
THIRU IS MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR FOR AMMA.
mgm AND 20THE CENTURY ARE THE COOKS FOR BHAIN KI LAND PARTIES IN DELHI WHO ARE ALWAYS IN RED SKIRTS.

delivery man is in churchillian and breas and breakfat style is sevanol which is cheezy!

amma in heat

heaters,rockets,sprinklers,rods and coolers will be required to quench a's unending lust!
she has conquered so many tiki toos that bul buls are headed for p.land.the red line kas p in her pocket withs aints and wheat fighting each another for a place in her hole.m.sinai and cherus are keeping baby st. awke in kiru and mana pockets.
Sinai has curves,oceans,cs and 5 canteens with holes everywhere.poses and ios are in diggy doggies and kity mius in sinai.MH have vecome the contact for the awaited delivery.
ambassadors are the most popu brine.

tiru maein panty

tv man is tiru-panty with h&b!

kfc-monkey

KFC has started selling peanuts instead of fried chicken in Pondicherry!It has recruited fat bulls wearing pink pyjamas who are scaring the women employees and perpetuating dynasty raj.Brilliant,educated,sophisticated and realistic persons cannot dare to enter KFC because they have to spend hours to get cold coffee.
KFC has been designed in a pink panther manner to sell everybody pink gin.The eating place is weird with round objects everywhere and the elderly hvae to climb for 10 minutes without a break.Cold coffee is sold in tokens which is absolutely against the KFC idea.There are no cold water utensils in KFC.Kids do not find it worth their while to go there since there are no toys or books there.
Dreams are the only pink and lacy objects which are missing in KFC here.There is no symphony or magic in KFC left anyway so they might as well shut down in India!

aapke comfort mein hame bhi laga lijye

the pinky babes want s roc!t.h kinds are lusting for cordel in the chilly weather.peas are fling look west all the time.
whistles are becoming scarce as the u.ones are the bosses of the peas.condos are pouches for the hairy ones.
bandanas r yellow and shaking with mirth in innovas.
uris are red with t.juice all over.
mickys are appys and nunus when and where!

backpacks have becoming blue and denny angle!

margarine in france

Hangers are the latest idea of reaching places without buying tickets anywhere!By designing a cap with a blue hook on the centre one can attain immortality.Hangers ,if made with aluminium,can revolutionize the aviation industry and make air travel safe for everyone.
Alliance Francais has installed robots to start booking orders for aluminium hangers globally.Airbus  is the latest mode of public transportation in India.
Dennis has asked the Boeing people in Redmond to start negotiating for orders.Tamilnadu could be an interesting proposition for becoming the global hub for R&D centres of the aviation industry.If Ammaji can construct public bathing spots coloured in blue with yellow dots in Tamilnadu,it will give the beach effect on the streets.

Sugar candy can be provided in red and white at the centres to give an American look!

purple blouse and green saree

Amma is a person with a purple blouse aand a green saree in tamil.She washes utensils in every person's house with coconut fibre and coal ash.Her hair is white dyed in black.Her eyes are watery and dry at the same time.Her breasts vary from day to day.She poses as so many things at all times.Her times of work are uncertain.

She must have washed thousands of sambar steel utensils and is popular all over India,particularly in Karol Bagh area of N.Delhi.

putting the e between p and n

Tamil is essentially a 'tair sadam' kind of language!a tamilian is always roundabout,a little this way that way person and enjoys sex with 7 billion girls with spices in between their legs.Uncle and nephew keep duplicate keys so that they can exchange positions in between,sometimes she goes to him or i come to her.
Our best ideas come from 'narial pani' where tomatoes can be sliced and used as ginger and tonic.We know what class is because we smoke classic cigarettes in a red packet by sucking the filter.
Balloons are required by the dozen by each person of different sizes and colours and varied measurements!We like inserting our tongue because it makes us look sexy.
Our favourite visiting places are palaces ,bars,harems,parks and beaches because that is where the sex is.Our dresses are exchangeable because are underwears are of universal size!The girls and boys sniff each others panties because that is where their power is.The girls are looking for sex every two minutes while the guys want it all the time.

Our streets are crowded with tissues of all colours with nothing in between.The buffaloes and crows like to wear Kanjeevaram sarees of different colours and sizes and are at times found lying on the beaches in the nude.Our dogs guard our streets round the clock.The mean are teaching them military strategy to keep the monkeys,foxes and bears at bay.The truck drivers are found moving all over India on the national highways but cannot get a cup of tea at odd times.

the vatican is the pope's cunt

pope is the dirtiest word known ever!It means poppy cock which means  cock the poppies.JESUS WAS BORN IN A STABLE NOT IN A URINAL WHERE THE SHIT IS DELIVERED.They are the pope's illegitimate children who look like they were conceived in toilets and carry foul stink wherever they go.They are scratching their balls and hair because their mother's were apes.pope john paul lives in the vatican which is the foulest place in the universe and watches nude waitresses with his tongue hanging out all the time.
vatican is telling the world that Jesus was a pimp who timed people and sold Mary's milk for two pennies a litre to every tom,dick and harry who crossed the road sitting on a donkey.
The monkeys who were conceived in rome at the behest of the tailors in france are actually sucking each others tits and wearing each others sanitary napkins at night.
people who tell others not to spread the gospel are in fact sucking each other;s dicks and exchanging undergarments and sniffing each other's shit.

If you put the dick in the pope's ass ,he will have multiple orgasms because his clothes are neither here or there!the pope's prostitutes are dressed in pink,white or grey and have horns on their heads and a tail at the back.

france pe atom bomb

The Tamil language was a p and o language!Today,thanks to the french,it has become a n language.It has become impossible to know the time in India,because of these Generals ,businessmen,scientists,bureaucrats and politiciaNS WHO HAVE MADE THE ENTIRE SYSTEM A SHORT SELLING BELLING BUSINESS WITHOUT KNOWING THEIR own mOTHER'S NAME.!tHEY ARE SCREWING 12 YEAR BABIES AND DISTRIBUTING THEIR PANTIES AND SANITARY NAPKINS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

tHE ONLY OPTION LEFT IS TO PUT AN E ,THAT IS TO DYNAMITE OR BLAST THESE BASTARDS AND TRAITORS WHO ARE SELLING THEIR MOTHER'S MILK FOR A FEW DIME.

mastering the maruti

The Indians like Marutis because they are always flying in the air,air hostesses all around,neatly dressed!Their Marutis always have tails,sea,space,oceans and earth.They are always puzzled by the young in casual clothes.Beer,wine,gin,vodka and music are anaethma for them because they are always in the mainstream.
Lights,front and rear keep them excited.Windscreens are always foggy,because it rains in Marutis!Wipers are bought from Africa,with trees around them.Chilly weather being uncommon in India,ACs are bought from Japan where it snows on Mount Fujiyama.
Spectacles are needed in Maruti models to make them exciting.Honolulu and Hawai are most popular tourist destinations for the Indian Maruti car owners where they get their ideas from.Korea,south and north,make their life hilly.Maruti has been designed with the MICO timing,because dictionaries are scarce in India,
Sound systems are preferrably with BOSE written on them.Tyres are usually Dunlop or MRF  with cool push buttons.Axles are from TATA or Bharat Forge factories where lavender colour is imported from Lilac.Steering is normally radial to keep them occupied with the horn.The colours of the models range from blue to pink.The sizes are tailor made with collars all around.The roads in India are intended for parking the cars to avoid traffic.

The favourite export market for Marutis is China,Saudi and Gulf which keeps the BOP position OK.Collaboration for production changes with the weather to keep then consumer friendly.The prices of the models is demand sensitive because there is competition from many manufacturers all over India.

the dolls are mad

Houses,streets,shops and schools have become like movie sets with voices of different nationalities and tongues!Sequences are changing colour in seconds with people appearing different kinds simultaneously.
Normal street traffic has become a battle field with identical impressions from all directions.It takes minutes to request people for directions or time.
Misunderstandings have become normal with people drawing minute impressions about people.It appears that everyone is hostile to another.At nights food packets of different sizes and colours are found on streets.Coffee shops are resembling milk dairies and hospitals.Vehicles appear as cables connecting houses ,likelihood of accidents happening has increased.People are smoking spent beedies and cigarettes to preserve their sanity.Someone is talking to dogs and birds to get an impression of familiarity.Spectacles and Goggles have become a regular feature on every street.Vehicles resemble religious places  and tourist attractions.Signboards with girls names have a price tag.Table tapping and nods and gestures have become a normal means of conversation.One must have infinite patience to relate with people otherwise weird impressions are created about one another.The same person turns different within a space of hours.

Many persons have a blank and painful look.At certain spots a group of strangely dressed people are found eating in an abnormal manner without looking up everyday.Children are found with collars around their necks with heavy and this way that way appearance of schools bags.

short circuiting calicut

lal sadi,bandar,calicut,44,short circuit!

dennis ki gand me danda

Dennis is Micky's best friend!He is shy of girls,wears his pants tight.He is learning Sanskrit in India.Micky meets him in odd places at odd times.Micky hims laugh to reduce his hostility.Dennis gets serious fast watching blue movies.Micky has to repeatedly request him to wear pink panties and bras so that they can make love.The porno actors are threatening Micky round the clock because Micky loves girls and makes them laugh.The girls laygh and shrug at Micky but don't give him a coke.
Micky is crying inside but girls only wave their finger at him.Micky and Dennis are exchanging notes whenever they meet but Dennis goes and sits in the light house.Both are having problems connecting.
Micky is now wondering how to make Dennis  see reason and start screwing girls to keep him  relaxed. Micky is scared if Dennis goes berserk,the world could be in trouble.

Micky likes soft things everywhere,thats how he gets his ideas by watching soft things.He hates round objects because they cause gas!These days people avoid Micky because he is is twirling his moustaches all the time.

noddy angle

People who are in the comfort zone are Noddys!They are always Nodding and gesturing to people without stopping even for a moment.Elders are using sign language to communicate with children.Children are becoming withdrawn and thinking of what it means.In each shop or eating place the elders are asking about the past,in the process people are becoming intense and lonely.

The practical way to stop these Noddys is to put a red cap with a bell on their head,a chain with bells in their neck and a toy car at their rear.Children will immediately break into smiles whenever th

ey see these Noddys.

stiff shoulders

The females in many parts have become a bit stiff in the shoulders.They appear to have lost the spark which makes them attractive to men.Naturally the men too have become slightly obsessive in their life style.Normal conversation is becoming increasingly difficult with women these days.They just shrug or nod when you turn to them.Despite the most well intentioned attempts women find making polite conversation difficult.The trust factor seems to have vanished from the modern lexicon.
Without conversation people will become withdrawn and prone to mind games from weaker people.It might destroy the social fabric irrepairably with grave consequences everywhere.

The comfort zone women have illusions about life everywhere.It makes matters easier for two timers and whores to make monkey of everybody.It is the responsibility of the women to ensure social progress.

tikli myau

Tikli Myau is love,kindness,concern,sensitivity and respect for humans.A common man is a person who is common and cares for others.
A human can never be a hundred rupee currency note.Any human only expects a kind word or two during the course of the day.Life is what one makes of it by working sincerely and sticking to the right path ignoring any distractions.
It is easy to make wrong associations which ultimately cause downfall.A self-righteous approach in reality conceals an evil mind.
It is husband,wife,children,family,friends,reading,writing and speaking the right words which makes things happen.Giving undue importance to food,clothes,mobiles,movies and bikes distorts your balance.
Self-belief comes with dedication,devotion,discipline and facing hardships single-handedly.Elders do make mistakes but they expect that you should not repeat them.If you attribute motives,you will be digging your own grave.

Every person is unique and lives the way she/he likes.There can be no greater insult to a person if you stop conversing with the person.Like it or not,this is life!

danger 11000 volts

The present times are fraught with enormous perils from all sides.Most people are posing without realising the consequences.Potatoes and onions are the reach of the masses.Shivlings are being bathed in Milk.Temples have become the most sought places of rendevous.
The streets are found littered with jasmine flowers,bananas and tomatoes.Vadas,dosas,idlis,fruits and coffee are in enormous demand while curd rices is available at fancy prices in select shops.Children are found more on streets than in schools.Numerous unclaimed vehicles are found lying on every street of the towns.People are on the move all the time with mobiles in hands.Parents are addressed as Yahoo and Lily.Horns are the popular means of communication while the common man is hungry and thirsty for days.

aloo and sambar

loos,sambar,idlis,vadas,dosas

why mix the two

A vast majority of people are interested in sex,violence,depravity and luxury while the sincere and disciplined types want a moment of quiet in their lives.The minority believe in 'If i have,i will give,otherwise you have to give'.The others want a one dimensional approach which is creating enormous confusion and social tensions everywhere.The pleasure seeking types have vast resources at their command while the others are finding it extremely tough to survive.
The practical approach would be to separate the 'wheat from the chaff'!If the sex-seeking types can arrange for the rest to lead normal lives,they can go merrily on their way.Alternately we will make life hell for them.
The majority are not interested in loyalties,hard work,trust and friendship but want to enjoy the fruits without making any efforts.
The choice is theirs to make!

watch the specys

The specys are the dirtiest people to be found anywhere!They get perverse pleasure in exploring others insecurities.They are found everywhere making the girls look odd.They have never done an honest days work ever in their lives.Whenever they see a respectable person,they gather around him and try to cheat him.In an obscene way they try to indicate to his well wishers that he is a crook.The friend is also puzzled and the relationship does not last.It takes hours these days to make one heard.While the decent guy is trying to strike a chord somewhere ,these bastards are making life hell for everybody..The poor girls  unwillingly are trapped by these weirdos.Most women are not interested in relationships but only momentary thrills.The men only require a little attention which has become impossible.

chhole bhature

The Chholas are first soaked overnight to make them soft.Early morning,the wife prepares a hot cuppa coffee for the entire family,while the hubby prepares the children for school.Breakfast is upma or idlis.
She then boils the chholas in a steel vessel for half an hour to make them tender.When the chollas are cooked,she deep fries the onions in a frying pan while adding salt,chilli powder,haldi and other spices.The Chollas are then added to the fried onions and the mixture is heated on a low flame till the ingredients come up to the right colour.

She then adds water to maida,kneads the dough and prepares small balls for frying in a kadai.After frying the maida rounds with a danda,the pedhas then become fluffy and enlarged.
The Chholas taste better with chopped chillies and onions.Curds along with Chollas and Bhaturas makes for a tasty meal for the family.Sweet Lassi goes well with Chholas and Bhaturas.

micky mouse and poly cats

Micky Mouse was helpless and starving because the poly cats had run away with the cheese and chocolates.The poly cats had spread the word that Micky Mouse is a lunatic and were playing bizarre games everywhere.Under the circumstances,Micky had come up with a deadly strategy to counter the poly cats.
Micky pretended to be dumb and innocent and allowed the poly cats to screw everyone.He was coolly watching the fun while smoking beedies.The poly cats were trying different poses to catch attention.Sometimes whiskers,tails and fishy things.Micky had run out of ideas so he tried a couple of new angles.Micky decided to wear panties and bra to tempt the poly cats.Since Peter Pan was the cheapest,he bought frenchies and lingerie.

The poly cats were now in a frenzy and each wanted to be the first one to seduce Micky.Micky just played ball and led them up the garden path.The poly cats walked into the trap and Micky took them off one by one.

india-largest producer of milk

Selling milk has become the most profitable business in India today!People have become overnite billionaires by selling milk.The youth,the elderly and the adult population in India have all become cowherds.Except by learning the tricks of the dairy industry,it has become impossible to survive.No one gives a second look unless one knows how to use the hands.People have started opening 'goshalas'to protect and feed the cows.
Infants are being bottle fed to protect the cows!The cow has become the symbol of national integration.Gradually the entire world will be engaged in selling milk.All the International financial wizards are looking optimistically towards India's amazing progress.The tourists are wonder-struck at such plenty everywhere,everything happens automatically.They are planning to start a student exchange programme so that everyone becomes a part of the global family.
People are so prosperous that they are always on the move.The entire year goes by celebrating holy days and anniversaries.All the TV channels are showing Swiss programmes dubbed in Indian languages.

The range of chocolates,cheese,ice creams,sweet meats and appetizers is amazing.The entire Indian agricultural sector is being converted to help the dairy farmers.Latest Swiss dairy technology is being introduced in India to upgrade the skills of the dairy farmers.

block the monkeys

To save beautiful girls,it has become necessary to block the monkeys!The monkeys are only obsessed with the monkey factor and nothing else,their whole approach is one-dimensional.
By bringing human relationships to the fore in a practical manner,it is extremely easy to block the mercenary approach.Secrecy,restrictions and reliogisity are dangerous impediments in the way of normal man-woman relations.It becomes easy for the sinister elements to fix the system where people are all the time thinking of unrealistic things.
It is the human dimension which makes things happen.Communicating with one another in a friendly and give and take manner without insisting on one's own point of view creates enormous possibilities for everyone.Each person is born wearing blinkers of one kind or another but openness,discussion and transparency is the way to a healthy relationship and a healthy community.A middle of the road approach and a pragmatic leadership can do wonders in a community.

Trust is possible only where a lot of people are involved in decision making.Raising people to absurd heights distorts everyone's sense of proportion.Obsession with past myths and history will only take people to an illusory manner of thinking.The responsible people are always thinking of the practical possibilities and have to consider several options in the larger interest.

aloo and gangoo teli

The monkeys are hell bent on destroying the basic values of life-love,romance,sex,humour and poetry.Every day begins for them with more mischief.The monkey factor has made matters very easy for them to two time others and make life hell for everybody.Each person has made 'buying and selling' the mantra of life.Everyone is into the 'two minute noodles'dimension. Anyone who has a paper degree thinks he owns the world.Speaking glibly about idiotic things has become a common feature with the young.As a result the whole world has become an unending fairy tale.While on the one hand there is acute poverty,the youth have unlimited resources to burn.The situation is so drastic that it has become impossible to find a moment of sanity to think of serious matters.
In this battlefield where the survival of millions is at stake,a few people are creating bizarre scenarios everyday to distort everyone's perception.It requires enormous self-discipline and a minute by minute strategy to survive for those who know the true value of things.It is human relationships which will always decide matters regardless.Loyalties,concern,compassion,patience and respect are the foundation of any civilised society.

The responsible persons are always thinking about better possibilities for everyone which is becoming increasingly difficult in the present times because of the casual approach of the young.The disciplined people are suffering and are unable to live a happy life with the partner of their choice.

the devil's land

India has become the Devil's hideout with mafias,gangsters,underworld dons and pimps calling the shots.It has become a menace for the entire world.People have lost all dignity,honour and decency and only living for the moment.Absolutely no one is interested in taking responsibility for others and only wants to make merry while the sun shines.The youth have lost a sense of purpose and are just drifting aimlessly.Trust has become a commodity to be bought and sold.The girls sitting in offices are speaking an alien language which has no bearing whatsoever.It has become an extremely unsafe place for normal people.
Rockets and missiles have been constructed in the cities and the streets are crowded with weapons of destruction.Most people are suffering from serious psychiatric disorders but have become a part of the sick community.
It has become impossible to strike an ordinary conversation with anybody without being driven to extremes.

The Media has become a master of deceit and misinformation and is only interested in cheap popularity.

letter from home

Every soldier is waiting for a letter from his near and dear ones but his wait is unending.People whom he trusted have all let him down.He has been left high and dry without any hope.
Expediency and 'use and throw' has become the way of life everywhere.People who have toiled all their lives for others are left at others mercy.They have been deprived of their hard earned earnings.Every day is an endless agony pleading before others for survival.

Friendships,family,associations and relationships have become a big farce.Each person just wants kicks and thrills without bothering about the effects.Responsibilities and duties have lost meaning for everybody,The monkey factor has possessed everybody and each person wants to go to the rear end as soon as possible.

dolls and chimpanzees

All over the world,the dolls and chimpanzees have taken over the entire financial system.The dolls sit in the offices before pretty computers and feed some numbers into it.Meanwhile the chimpanzee goes outside with few other chimpanzees and gets some monkey stuff from somewhere.The monkey stuff is then circulated amongst monkeys,dolls and other young girls to train them.
The chimpanzee-doll system has made life extremely difficult for everybody and nobody is really interested in what is happening.
The chimpanzee-doll network has spread to every nook and corner of the world,while the chimps and the dolls are only interested in beer,whisky,ice-cream and ooh-aahs.

Most cities look movie props which are changing everyday.People are only looking for thrills and kicks everyday.There is abundance of alcohol,plenty of food articles for the select few,attractive clothes,elegant houses and automobiles for those  who agree to the terms of the chimpanzee-doll gang.

mirch masala

The Indians like their curries spicy!Since ages they have been supplying exotic spices to the entire world.It was the lure of spices which led Columbus,Magellan and Vasco da Gama to search the sea route to India.
None of the Indian meals is considered up to the mark unless it has at least 20 spices.The morning tea must have ginger or cardamon,breakfast should have chilli powder,dhania powder,turmeric,garam masala,ginger garlic paste,sambar powder and corriander leaves,After an hour coffee and vada sambar are brought.Around noon,the ladies start cooking 7 or 8 types of vegetables and curries.In the hot season Kingfisher beer is an appetizer.Dessert is normally ice cream or Tirupati laddoo.Rudyard Kipling has written that the British Officers would sleep for 2 hours in the afternoon, that legacy has been preserved till date.Around 4'o'Clock either nimbu paani or coffee is given to the entire office. 5.30PM is the time to leave for home.
TV serials have been specially produced to titillate the senses.Without gossip,slander,conspiracies and sly gestures ,no TV serial is cleared by the censor board. 7PM is the time for the menu of the evening meals to be decided.Variety has always been an important feature of Indian life.With plenty of Super Markets everywhere people have a wide choice of International and local cuisines.In cities like Delhi,Bomay,Bangalore and Chennai it is quite normal to have beer,whisky and ice cream along with dinner.

Around 10 PM ,the tired head of the family after listening to the NEWS retires to bed.

cosmic dance

The music has started playing,the drums are beating and Lord Natraja is in fury!
When nothing matters except self-indulgence,Shiva assumes the Rudra form and Mahakali tears the guts out of the Asuras.
Mockery of the the true,the good and the beautiful is bound to invite retaliation and it wont be long for the inevitable to happen.
Self-delusion can never last and the sun,the moon and the stars will always exist not withstanding any tomfoolery.

When entire populations loose their sense of proportion and start making fools of themselves,people elsewhere are forced to take matters into their hands.

no substitute for hard work

Some people imagine that just by talking and discussing prosperity can be attained.All the wealth of the world has been produces by  working scrupulously and through team work.It is only by burning oneself to the ground that one realizes the value of things.
Patience,sincerity,honesty,compassion and concern for others are the only attributes worth pursuing in life.

There are always enough people to show the way but they cannot be approached except through humility and respect.
Overnight success is possible only by watching television and reading books.
Tremendous passion,discipline,determination and courage are required to face the battles of life.A teacher can only help you to see the concealed potential but each person has to go through the grind.

the refuseniks

Refuseniks are an exceptional class who have a 'stand alone'view of things.They refuse to accept any authority,dogma or concept but rely on street smart thinking.
Most of them have realized that the reality is an illusion and there are better ways of tackling any situation.They have gone to absurd lengths to build the steel in them.To survive thay had to face tremendous hostility from everyone but the pain and the suffering has given them self belief.
Home,marriage,family,country,government etc are just notions given by others but are in fact mind games to distract people.

A few people are made out to be extra-ordinary and the rest are expected to emulate them.The refuseniks are doing the extra bit to help someone else who might be trying something different.
The refuseniks are determined to build a world based on trust,decency,honesty,cooperation and sincerity.

girls are not talking

In most parts of India,the girls are just not interested in talking to buys unless it is a person of their choice.The others are just irrelevant for them.The boys have lost all sense of proportion and have become play things for these girls.It has become virtually impossible to communicate with the youth these days.Even the parents are confused about their activities.

The media is full of imaginary fancies and the school girls are all the time watching TV.Even the newscasters have lost the ability to speak in a reasonable manner.The real problems of the masses have become secondary and everybody  is in a mad frenzy to become rich.
Everywhere social tensions are on the rise and the slightest  reason is enough for people to loose control.
Security has become a feature of day to day life and in the process people are suspicious of one another.Even requesting for a glass of water or a cup of tea have become consuming.A large of people find the most ordinary things to be strange.

the ferrets

The Indians have mastered the art of ferreting everything-food grains,currencies,mobiles and computers.They have created a make believe  world of plenty for themselves while leaving the rest holding their dicks!
The monkey stuff is so much in abundance that no one cares.Alcohol is flowing like water everywhere,while the poor are starving.
They have equalised everything to such an extent that there is no difference in anything.The sign boards on the streets and shops are intended to distort everybodys perceptions while they have a ball.
The palatial buildings where all the VIPs reside are nothing but palaces of intrigue where all the evil plots are hatched.

All the discussions and planning everywhere is straight out of the red zone.

the ghost who walks

Phantom was a comic fiction who along with a dog and horse and his girl friend is able to bring the most notorious criminals to book.He adopts a costume to conceal his real self and travels around the world incognito trying to recover the stolen loot.
He has an army of African pygmies who guard the forest and wild animals in his absence.Phantom is a trained boxer,shooter and athlete who can lick the toughest opponent.
Phantom always keeps in touch with his trusted allies after unravelling every crime.His safe haven is Diana Palmer's house in Capetown where he spends the night unknown to anyone.

kate winslett

chacha-meena kumari

All working places in India are designed like toilets to allow Chacha Chaudhry to seduce young girls!Chacha has never done a honest day's work in his entire life but has manged to fix the system for his own convenience.He has fixed the politicians,the bureaucracy,the police and the media so that he can make hay while the sun shines.
All the Chachas have seduced the beautiful women of this country by getting them entangled in toilet paper.The women are all the time thinking of petty things and forcing the boys and men to work for their pleasure.The Chachas are getting their kick backs from all over the world.
Without beautiful and elegant women there can be no romance,love and hard work.Only a good woman can get the best out of a man.It is the man's duty to safeguard the honour and chastity of the woman.A perfect understanding between the two can make the impossible a reality.
The people who have worked honestly all their lives ,if given a chance,make it possible for others to have a normal life.

aaj kya in hai

It is the dress,vehicle,house and mobile model which sets the tone for the day!Any change in permutations brings about a change in relationships.Anyone who sticks to beliefs and values is doomed to an endless agony since he can never compromise.
The world has become an Arabian Nights for the privileged few who are changing the rules of the game everyday.No one is interested in learning,excellence,beauty,mastery and humour.The same place appears different within a span of few hours depending on the whims and fancies of a few people.
The monkey factor circulates within a small circle while the rest have to remain with leftovers.Unfortunately the women have decided to cooperate with the philistines and barbarians.

It is time to take hard decisions in the larger interest!

if music be the food of love

If music be the food of love,play on,play on!
sare ke sare gama ko lekar gate chale.
yeh jo mohabbat hai,ye unka ha kaam are mehboob ka jo late hue naam ho jayen badnaam.
ghungroo ki tara bajta hi rahaa,kabhi is pag mein kabhi us pag mein.
main hoon jhumroo,phakkad ghumroo ban ke ghumroo,main yeh pyaar ka geet gaata chala.
maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune,kuch haste kuch gam ke
kahin door jab sanjh dhal jaye,sanjh ki dulhan badan churaye,mere khayalon ke aangan mein koi sapnon ke deep jalaye
geet gata hoon main gunganta hoon main,maine hansne ka wada kiya ta kabhi is liye sada muskarata hoon main
chala jata hoon kisi ki dhun mein,suhane sapne
yeh shaam mastani madhosh kiye jai
suhana safar aur ye mausam hasin,hame dar hai ke kahin kho na jaye kahin

ye mera geet jeevan sangeet kal phir koi dohrayega,jag ko hasane behroopiya roop badal phir aayega

jagged ends

Conversation comes to a standstill if people become intense and indrawn.The sick people are the source of all misunderstandings and tension.Wherever they go they leave a trail of animosity and suspicion.They have built an iron wall around themselves so that they cannot be detected.They try to threaten and intimidate everyone with their speech and arrogance.
To keep a free flow of ideas,it is extremely essential to keep talking in a spirit of give and take.An open and friendly attitude reduces bitterness and sickness in a community.

It is impossible to maintain normal relationships if sick and deceased people are allowed to move freely.It is the responsibility of the strong women to ensure that the insane are given proper treatment and kept away from the rest of the community

pata to kar kya system hai bhosadi ke

The girls in India have reached the extreme end of things knowingly or otherwise.They have woven such complicated webs of deceit around themselves that even Sherlock Holmes does not stand a chance.Every minute they are distorting everything to suit their way of thinking.
Every person is just thinking of personal well being and letting the rest go to the dogs without realizing that sooner or later his number will also be wired in by the whores.
The whores have built in the doomsday scenario into themselves along with the pimps and are busy implementing it day and night.They have massive cash reserves which they are transferring to the satanic forces to execute their will.

The whores are all the time thinking of buying and selling all the time regardless of whether the rest of the world goes to the blazes.

pragmatism

The open and interactive way always works,sooner or later.Everybody will always be this way that way but pragmatic people will always do the right thing given the situation.

A community which always sticks to the tried and tested will never be able to make a difference.The doers are always working out things in the larger interest but the effect is anybodies guess.The petty minded are always preventing the right approach to things.

The middle of the road approach and a forward looking perspective is missing everywhere which makes it easy for obscurantist and fundamentalist forces to control things.It is the 'let go'attitude which gives a sense of proportion to life.

Doing your own thing with passion and discipline brings out the best in you.People who have the comfort factor too deep will never be able to enjoy life and will always remain pawns to be manipulated by others.

Without a relationship factor embedded deep into people it doesent take too long for everyone to go berserkWhen there are enough educated and cultured people in a community ,the human spirit will always be intact.Without humour,dance,music,literature and poetry ,the evil in man will always surface.

the wow factor

It is the wow factor which makes magic for everybody!Personal chemistry,an open and trusting attitude and a  generous heart brings humour and colour everywhere.
It is the Jack and Jill dimension in a community which makes people caring and affectionate towards one another.Poetry,literature,art and conversation are possible when people trust one another.
When a few people create an aura of superiority in them everything goes haywire.Without the bonding between people everybody becomes unhappy.
It is words which distort everybody's perceptions,otherwise everything is as it should be,wherever,whatever and really nothing to it.
Unless people express themselves in their own way,a community looses its sense of proportion.
It is the spirit of unity everywhere which makes things happen otherwise everyone starts spinning webs of deceit around themselves and relationships become impossible.

It is proper education which distinguishes one person from another and without good teachers the people will become savages.

family

A family is more than a few people living under the same roof.It takes caring,concern and respect to build a family spirit.Unless people agree to live with one another in a spirit of give and take.the entire world will go the blazes.It is the artificial notion that everything has a monetary value that has destroyed the social fabric everywhere.It has caused fear,insecurity,hatred and violence in people.A few barbarians are running the entire world to satisfy their perversities while the rest are having nightmares.
Everybody ,more or less,wants fellow feeling and unity but the power structures built around money will not allow anyone to live in peace.
The principle of unity in diversity means that someone somewhere is trying to bring happiness to the rest regardless of the consequences.If people insist on sticking to their own way of life while remaining indifferent to the needs of the majority,it automatically triggers hostility everywhere.

An open attitude can bring magic everywhere!

love-a many splendoured thing

As long as one is in the world of forms,it is impossible to know love!
Love is and will always be the be all and end all of everything.An open heart can always create magic by looking to the good in others.
If one remains stuck in the past,it is not possible to find the mystery and he will always remain a riddle .
A man-woman relationship is the source of strength,respect and spirit of unity in all things.
Everything is changing and the 'can do' spirit separates the men from the boys.

tigress

the tiger

the feminine principle

Without feminity everything is meaningless!When women get into the buying-selling dimension it doesnt take long for everything to go berserk.It is womanhood which creates and destroys.
The steel in men comes from the spirit in women.Rani Laxnibai,Joan of Arc,Jeejabai,Virgin Mary and Eleanor Roosevelt are the ideal women who can inspire other women.
 Giving birth is spiritual and leads to everything that is strong, beautiful and harmonious.Womanhood is another name for the broad perspective and the right perception of everything.
If the woman principle is strong then everything proceeds smoothly otherwise there will be only disaster.
Modern education has destroyed the spiritual dimension by insisting on repetition,numbers and ancient history.

The future lies with those who are united and ready to learn from others.

mystique

what is there to it really

A kamikaze has the dare devil spirit spirit to go for the impossible regardless!Life is full of mysteries and all it requires is a 'Can do' spirit and an openness to learn. new things from others.
Every individual is unique and has his own talents and capacities .Doing your own thing means to use your talents  to the utmost.
It is the monkey factor  which destroys trust,relationships and the zest for life in everyone.

By living moment to moment it becomes possible  for everybody to have a better life.

the road ahead

Henceforth it will be a world of relationships,sharing ideas,exchanging notes and transferring know how.The Microsoft dream was based on these principles.It revolutionized the world and gave undreamt power to those who wanted to do things differently.Starting from nothing Gates and Allen working out of a garage designed a  communication principle based on creativity and imagination.Using coded language they brought the vast and unaffordable  computer to the personal level.
Windows opened the way for youngsters all over the world to live their dream regardless.Toddlers  aged 2 onwards started learning in ways beyond anybody's imagination.Some mischievous elements destroyed the magic and introduced monotony.Gates,the genius that he was got trapped by the system and lost his spark.
Windows can be reinvented to introduce the concept of share,exchange and transfer to enable every individuals to do his own thing without conforming.The principle will be better implemented by cutting out the m-factor and focusing on relativity and synergy among the achievers and dreamers.Without the dreamers the achievers will find it hard to go higher.

New work from home ideas can be built into windows to make it more user friendly.Every establishment should have PCS where dreamers can bring out their energy in practical way without looking to others for support.Visionaries should build these establishments in every corner of the world where unique individuals can fulfill their basic needs including shelter, relationships and chemistry.Minute to minute approach and the survival instinct should be the foundation of these places.Mobility and diversity principles oriented should have access to these places .The practical approa

ch will be to make it possible for the rebels to travel across the world without any interference.

need nothing

To be a need nothing person one must cut off all impressions of the past and learn to live in the moment!It needs recklessness,daring and a gambler's instinct to go to the root of things.
Time is actually a figment of imagination and diverts us from relationships.If we learn to relate with everybody all false concepts and notions vanish.
Relationships need the glue of understanding,openness,sharing,patience and caring.If people start getting into the buying and selling mode,everything gets screwed.Everybody seems to have made getting rich the raison de etre of life and in the process destroyed relationships.
The people who who do what they like regardless make their dreams happen.The education system today insists on uniformity,competition and memorising instead of learning.Children are born with the 'need nothing' attitude but the social attitudes make it impossible for the child to have a normal life.

Relation building is a delicate process and requires a spirit of friendliness everywhere.By isolating ourselves we are killing the child in us.It becomes easy for the manipulators to build insecurity and fear into the psyche because each one is living a fantasy.

the accomodation principle

It is the ability to adjust to each others point of view which is the practical approach without which no one will survive.
It is the people who are fighting on the streets daily who understand and the rest is pig shit.
It is the farmers,daily labourers,the poor,the home makers and factory workers who are the salt of the earth.It is the survival instinct which gives us the spirit to go for the impossible.
The adjustment approach gives us the correct perception and can only come when people start relating to one another in the normal way.
Things start going haywire when a few unscrupulous people start insisting on their perverse point of view.
Without empathy,compassion,understanding and tolerance,things will always be going to the other end of things and cause violence,destruction and hatred.