putting the e between p and n

Tamil is essentially a 'tair sadam' kind of language!a tamilian is always roundabout,a little this way that way person and enjoys sex with 7 billion girls with spices in between their legs.Uncle and nephew keep duplicate keys so that they can exchange positions in between,sometimes she goes to him or i come to her.
Our best ideas come from 'narial pani' where tomatoes can be sliced and used as ginger and tonic.We know what class is because we smoke classic cigarettes in a red packet by sucking the filter.
Balloons are required by the dozen by each person of different sizes and colours and varied measurements!We like inserting our tongue because it makes us look sexy.
Our favourite visiting places are palaces ,bars,harems,parks and beaches because that is where the sex is.Our dresses are exchangeable because are underwears are of universal size!The girls and boys sniff each others panties because that is where their power is.The girls are looking for sex every two minutes while the guys want it all the time.

Our streets are crowded with tissues of all colours with nothing in between.The buffaloes and crows like to wear Kanjeevaram sarees of different colours and sizes and are at times found lying on the beaches in the nude.Our dogs guard our streets round the clock.The mean are teaching them military strategy to keep the monkeys,foxes and bears at bay.The truck drivers are found moving all over India on the national highways but cannot get a cup of tea at odd times.