Friday, 27 March 2015

mastering the maruti

The Indians like Marutis because they are always flying in the air,air hostesses all around,neatly dressed!Their Marutis always have tails,sea,space,oceans and earth.They are always puzzled by the young in casual clothes.Beer,wine,gin,vodka and music are anaethma for them because they are always in the mainstream.
Lights,front and rear keep them excited.Windscreens are always foggy,because it rains in Marutis!Wipers are bought from Africa,with trees around them.Chilly weather being uncommon in India,ACs are bought from Japan where it snows on Mount Fujiyama.
Spectacles are needed in Maruti models to make them exciting.Honolulu and Hawai are most popular tourist destinations for the Indian Maruti car owners where they get their ideas from.Korea,south and north,make their life hilly.Maruti has been designed with the MICO timing,because dictionaries are scarce in India,
Sound systems are preferrably with BOSE written on them.Tyres are usually Dunlop or MRF  with cool push buttons.Axles are from TATA or Bharat Forge factories where lavender colour is imported from Lilac.Steering is normally radial to keep them occupied with the horn.The colours of the models range from blue to pink.The sizes are tailor made with collars all around.The roads in India are intended for parking the cars to avoid traffic.
The favourite export market for Marutis is China,Saudi and Gulf which keeps the BOP position OK.Collaboration for production changes with the weather to keep then consumer friendly.The prices of the models is demand sensitive because there is competition from many manufacturers all over India.

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